Joke of the day - 1

I labelled the title in numbers in case there are more sequels in the future..

here is one joke I bump into while surfing around the 'net in my Bernama office..

Corporate Lesson :-

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager were walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.They rub it and a Genie pops out.

The Genie said, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" said the admin. clerk.

"Iwant to be in the Bahamas, driving a speed boat, without a care in the world."

Poof ! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" said the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Poof ! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie told the manager. The manager said, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story : - Always let your boss have the first say.