hymns

Saw this joke..

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. 

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. 

And there sat our Margie all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. 

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him!"

what key ah?

I posted this on my FB about this joke..

Q : Why some musicians stand outside their house for a long time? 
A : They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in

i m hungry

Saw this joke on Twitter..

A :"Dad, I'm hungry."
B : "Hi, Hungry. I'm DAD."
A : "Dad, I'm serious."
B : "I thought you were Hungry?"
A : "Are you kidding me?"
B : "Nope, I'm Dad.."

lame joke of the day

Saw this joke somewhere on the internet..

What is a Transformer's parent called?
Transparent

-.-'

randomly on Mon. morning..

ponder this..

if you ate a comedian or a clown, would it taste funny?

mmm..now back to normal transmission...

cheers.

how a mousedeer can become a pig..

thought of crapping something up here since i have done my work in the office..

it's some cold joke Des crack for me for quite some time ago..

this is how a mousedeer can become a pig..want the secret?

here we go..one fine day, you were driving your car...in the busy town like KL city...looking for parking spaces...preferably in shopping complexes...after long hours of haunting for parking space...then you saw an empty space...looks like good news to you...long and behold, when you make a turn...it's the little mousedeer car aka Kancil is hiding in between two other big cars..preferably cars like Toyota, Honda, etc..disappointed, you decide to rename the Kancil by calling it 'babi'...then you have to restart your parking space-hunt once again..hoping you would never wont be fooled by another mousedeer..

there..that is how a mousedeer (kancil) can become a pig (babi)

sekian terima kasih.

typing something for the first time in my office. lol. since finish whatever needs to be done, thought of crapping something here..hehe..